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That fail moment when your watching an innocent movie, and BAM mom walks in and sex scene pops up. xD
when you and your friends are obsessing over a guy and then you realize his parents were right next to you and heard everything. xD
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
A BF & GF broke up for a NONSENSE reason
The Boy said to her EX: “Ayan na. Lahat nang binigay mo sa akin . sinusuli ko na”
The Girl replied: “ Hindi ko yan tatanggapin hangga’t hindi kumpleto lahat ng binigay ko sau”
The Boy asked the Girl: “ anu paba kulang? babayaran ko nalang ”
The Girl cried and said : “ Buong pagmamahal ko binigay ko sau. Kaya mo pabang bayaran kung iba na laman nang puso mo?
panu nyo nasabing lahat ng mga lalaki ay pare-pareho? bakit lahat ba naging boyfriend mo na? hahaha xD
fuck this life!